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= BLFC, Cher Preorders, and More! =

Back from BLFC!

We had a fantastic time at BLFC 2024! Now, it is time ot get to work on the preorders and backlog! New orders will take some time to manufacture and ship, but we will be working to get them done ASAP!

Cher Preorders Have Begun to Ship!

Great news! Preorders for Cher have started shipping, so keep an eye on your mailbox! However, the Large and XL sizes will begin shipping after BLFC, but you can still preorder him now to reserve yours. Get in early and take advantage of the preorder perks!

Brutus is Now Available in Small Size!

We're excited to announce that Brutus, our kangaroo, is now available in Small size! Perfect for those who’ve been waiting for a more beginner friendly version of his long and curved kangaroo cock! Order now and be among the first to get your hands on it!

Matari Squishy Price Reduction!

We’ve just lowered the price of our Matari Squishy by $5! If you’ve had your eye on this little guy, now is the perfect time to buy. Order now to take advantage of the new lower price!